July 3, 2009

(812): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow

iswearthistimeitsforreal:

receiver:

iswearthistimeitsforreal:

receiver:

counterfeitredhead:

tackyscenekid:(via secondstar05)

awesomeness

I’m not gonna lie, this is something I would do

Stroke a man’s ego in these times ladies and he’ll put a ring on your finger.

Point of record: it wasn’t the ego that was stroked. It was something much closer to the wallet.

:D Touche

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    Point of record: it wasn’t the ego that was stroked. It was something much closer to the wallet.
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    Stroke a man’s ego in these times ladies and he’ll put a ring on your finger.
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    I’m not gonna lie, this is something I would do
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